Some Important Laws

Some Important Laws
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start tomove faster than the one you are in now.**********

LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged one.**********

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.**********

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner.**********

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work becauseyou had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.**********

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.**********

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increaseswhen you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.**********

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won'twork, it will!**********

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely proportionalto the reach.**********

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aislearrive last.**********

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.