Wednesday, November 26, 2008

* COST CUTTING

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE


EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, a n alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!

Monday, November 24, 2008

* 7 reasons why children are adorable


7 reasons why children are adorable


A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."



A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
..
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Friday, November 21, 2008

* How to ask your Boss for a salary increase...?

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase...?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
$.$.$.


The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :


Dear Employee,


I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet ..

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NOw.

You kNOw what I mean .
Your Boss

* Interesting Wedding invitation

Interesting Wedding invitation

* SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

* WHY GOD ALLOWS PAIN


This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen... A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside." "Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me." "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

! BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS!!!!!!!

* Coincidence photography







* Successful people help others who are slow in learning

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running .
Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps , one of the smaller girl slipped and fell down , due to bruises and pain she started crying .

When other seven girls heard this sound , stopped running, stood for a while and turned back , they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.
One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired ' Now pain must have reduced' . All seven girls lifted the fallen girl , pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.

Officials were shocked .

Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even! .

YES.

This happened in Hyderabad [ INDIA ], recently! .
The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health .
.All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children .
Yes,
they were mentally retarded Challenged .
What did they teach this world? Teamwork? Humanity? Equality among all ?
Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are not left far behind.
This is really a great message... spread it!

We can't do this ever because we have brains!!!!!!!!!

* Good ones


1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

" as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: - " I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...

As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."

* Puzzle for You !!!!

Here is a puzzle for you



Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now ..........

write your answer before your scroll down....

Scroll down for answer...

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Sing a Happy Birthday song.

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Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!


* Remarkable
















* One Sheet Of Paper

Entries for an art contest at the Hirshorn Modern Art Gallery in DC The rule was that the artist could use only one sheet of paper.










* Heart Touching..

Heart Touching..

I was a just-born and she was Twenty-Five,Though we were we, we were one.I would cryout in Latin and she would respond in Greek,I would learn nothing but she never got tired to teach.I was surrounded by monsters eager to pull my cheek,but they would vanish the moment I was wet and weep.She would come running and hold me in her arms,as if I had won the contest of the charms.Now I was able to walk and chew,andhey, I was two.I and she could now understand each other,I was her everything and she needed no other.I would try to walk and fall down,But knowing she was with me, the fear of getting hurt was now gone.We still could not converse that effectively,But she would understand my needs so easily.I could now roam about free,because now I have turned three.I was ready to join a new world,my academic life was now gonna mould.She would dress me as best as a prince,but when I would come back, she would need at least an hour to rinse.I was now able to talk,I was a ferry and she was my dock.I still remember the child, whose shirt I had tore,Hey buddy, I have turned four.I now came home a little late,Nevertheless finding her waiting at the gate.She would hug me and carry me in her arms,it felt like flying through the farms.We now did the homework together,I would spoil the home and she used to work.Years passed and now I was fifteen, and with each year I would forget to lean.I wouldn't care for what she said, because now I had become mean.She would ask me to study for a good future,but I was busy in a different culture.Now I had many shes in my life,I dreamed of having one of them as my wife.I changed a lot which she did not teach,She would try to hug me but I was out of reach.She still waited for me at the gate,but I would look at her with utmost hate.She would be awake till late in the night,because I wasn't home, I was in a fight.She had so much to scold, but she never did say,hoping to find me better the next day.Time went on and now I am grown,lost in the world of my own.Iand she, between us have a river,I have left her for my career.When I was young, forme, she sacrificed her ambitions,but I don't care, I now have my own mission.I amnot with her now, I am in a different city,she is so old now but I don't even pity.She needs me now but I am nowhere to find,in the race for appraisal, I have become blind.In a few years from now, I will be two,there will be in my life someone new.Then I'll forget even to bother,I am her son and she is my Mother.

Go someone is still waiting for you

* Oops!!!

Situations where " Oh Shit " is considered appropriate



















* THESE ARE JUST PENCILS!!!

THESE ARE JUST PENCILS!!!










* Love!

great!!!!!!

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babies.

What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"


The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8


"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4


"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5


"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6


"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4


"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7


"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8


"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen" Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)


"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)


"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7


"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6


"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8


"My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6


"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5


"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7


"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4


"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4


"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image) Karen - age 7


"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6


"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8


And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"

* Night Lights of the cities around the world

Night Lights of the cities around the world

Niagara fall

London

Brazil

Paris

Singapore


Monday, November 17, 2008

* KNOW UR Value....!

KNOW UR Value....!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.
In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.


He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

You are special. Don't ever forget it!

* The Pharmacist

The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could you give me a condom. Mygirlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the youngman is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she too expects something from me !!"The pharmacist gives him a second condom;and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "After all, give me one more condom because mygirlfriend's Mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes comments... and since sheinvited me for dinner, I think she too is expecting something from me !!!"During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right andthe mom facing him. When the Dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us" A minute later the boy is still praying:"Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets closeto the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious !!"The boy replies :" I didn't know your Dad was a Pharmacist !!!"

Killing English ……

Killing English ……

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***

Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK

dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.."I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.."Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Letter from a guy tired of chain mails

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008. Because of your kindness:

I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland .

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends. If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!

I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates have shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...


No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,

"Parents"-simple story with great moral.....

Parents
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by...
The little boy grew up, and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree with a sad look on his face.
"Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy.
"I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."
"Sorry, I don't have money...but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money."
The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn't come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"Come and play with me," the tree said.
"I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family.
We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, I don't have a house, but you can chop off my branches to build your house."
So the boy cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn't come back afterward. The tree was again lonely and sad.
One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"Come and play with me!" the tree said.
"I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"
"Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."
So the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat. He went sailing and didn't come back for a long time.
Finally, the boy returned after he had been gone for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you..." the tree said.
"I don't have teeth to bite," the boy replied.
"No more trunk for you to climb on."
"I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying roots," the tree said with sadness.
"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years," the boy replied.
"Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest.
Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.......
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This is the story of everyone.
The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad... When we grew up, we left them... We only came to them when we needed something or when we were in trouble.
No matter what, parents will always be there and give you everything they can to make you happy.
It may seem as if the way the boy treats the "tree" in the story is cruel, but many of us take our parents for granted in the same way.
Never forget how important your parents are and try not to take them for granted...they may not be around forever

I'm still waiting

I did what you told me...
I sent the email to 15 people like you said...
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen...

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other
promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT WORKED!
For the rest of years, would you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets or gas/petrol coupons and airline tickets instead?

A Newborn's Conversation With God

A baby asked God, 'They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?' God said, 'Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.'The child further inquired, 'But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.' God said, 'Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy.'Again the child asked, 'And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?' God said, 'Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.''And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?' God said, 'Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.''Who will protect me?' God said, 'Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life.''But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.' God said, 'Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.'At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, 'God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name.'God said, 'You will simply call her, 'Mom.'Lift a mother's spirit, send this to every mother you know
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"Never Explain yourself to any one, Because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person who dislikes you wont believe it"

For Hard workers Only..

For Hard workers Only..

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.""Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door."Are you asleep, son?" He asked.No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy."I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man."It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father."Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled."Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied."Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."Share this story with someone you like....But even better, share Rs.100 worth of time with someone you love. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close ! to our hearts.

Some Important Laws

Some Important Laws
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start tomove faster than the one you are in now.**********

LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged one.**********

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.**********

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner.**********

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work becauseyou had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.**********

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.**********

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increaseswhen you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.**********

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won'twork, it will!**********

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely proportionalto the reach.**********

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aislearrive last.**********

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.

Ice and Snow Temple

Hi, Please see below Sculpture made from snow at northern part of China. Place name is Harbin. Every year during winter season, local government construct such sculpture with new concept to attract tourist.
























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