Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Find the correct code - Challange

Can you Find this Secret code

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

  • The fifth number plus the third number equals 14.
  • The fourth number is one more than the second number.
  • The first number is one less than twice the second number.
  • The second number plus the third number equals 10.
  • The sum of all five numbers is 30

What were the five numbers and in what order?

The correct code is the password of the file.

to open file Click here " Secret Code"

Correct code finder:

Names Website/Blog Address

  1. Phil Jones http://www.frugal-bugle.com

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Ultimate French kiss ever photographed!

Ultimate French kiss ever photographed!
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Why men can pee standing up










Longest Female Hair

Longest Female Hair
2.42m - 7'11" long





Monday, December 15, 2008

Brussels Flower Carpet

Every Two years the main market square in Brusssels is decorated by a wonderful flower carpet of 700.000 Begonias displayed on Grand place the market square of Brussels. This year the magnificent design was inspired from 18th century French patterns. The size of the flower carpet is 300 sqm and made by hundred experienced gardeners in less than four hours. For just three days you can admire this exceptional and ephemeral creation. There are tourists from all over the world who come to see the flower carpet
Craftsmen arrange the carpet by hand, directly onto the spare's cobblestones without any soil. Grass and tree bark were aslo used to provide colour.

The first Carpet of flower was created in 1971 as a way to promote begoinas. Each square metre of ground contains more than 300 flowers.




Friday, December 12, 2008

Making a baby. This is hilarious !!!!

Making a baby.......
(There is not a single dirty word in it, and still it is funny.)
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'
'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.''Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?''Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.. Please come in and have a seat'.After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'



'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'



'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.

'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.''She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right.
People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look''Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours,too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.

Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs... Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,uh...equipment?''It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?''Oh yes, Ma'am.. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand for very long.'



Mrs... Smith fainted.....

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Monday, December 8, 2008

* REAL neurological test

This is a REAL neurological test. Sit comfortably and feel calm.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If y ou already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999 9999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999699999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass this 3 tests,
you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist and optician.
Your brain is great and you're far from having
Al zheimer Disease.

Congratulations!

Friday, December 5, 2008

* Funny Fingers

Funny Fingers







* Eye Test for Man

The Cruelest Form of Eye Tests for Men
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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

* BEST POSITIONS IN BED

BEST POSITIONS IN BED

WARNING !
Only for Adults


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LOL ADULTS !

What were you Finding?



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Tuesday, December 2, 2008

* They are TOO CUTE!

They are just TOO CUTE!




Wednesday, November 26, 2008

* COST CUTTING

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE


EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008
NEW OFFICE POLICY
Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.
2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.
3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.
4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.
Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.
Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.
Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, a n alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.
Lunch Break:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.
* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.
The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!