I'm still waiting

I did what you told me...
I sent the email to 15 people like you said...
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen...

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other
promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT WORKED!
For the rest of years, would you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets or gas/petrol coupons and airline tickets instead?