Killing English ……
Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
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Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
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once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."
DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK
dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down
it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)
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teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!
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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
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My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
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"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.."I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.."Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"
Monday, November 17, 2008
Letter from a guy tired of chain mails
I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008. Because of your kindness:
I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.
I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .
When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland .
Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..
Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends. If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates have shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...
No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,
"Parents"-simple story with great moral.....
Parents
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by...
The little boy grew up, and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree with a sad look on his face.
"Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy.
"I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."
"Sorry, I don't have money...but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money."
The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn't come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"Come and play with me," the tree said.
"I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family.
We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, I don't have a house, but you can chop off my branches to build your house."
So the boy cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn't come back afterward. The tree was again lonely and sad.
One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"Come and play with me!" the tree said.
"I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"
"Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."
So the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat. He went sailing and didn't come back for a long time.
Finally, the boy returned after he had been gone for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you..." the tree said.
"I don't have teeth to bite," the boy replied.
"No more trunk for you to climb on."
"I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying roots," the tree said with sadness.
"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years," the boy replied.
"Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest.
Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.......
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This is the story of everyone.
The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad... When we grew up, we left them... We only came to them when we needed something or when we were in trouble.
No matter what, parents will always be there and give you everything they can to make you happy.
It may seem as if the way the boy treats the "tree" in the story is cruel, but many of us take our parents for granted in the same way.
Never forget how important your parents are and try not to take them for granted...they may not be around forever
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by...
The little boy grew up, and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree with a sad look on his face.
"Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy.
"I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."
"Sorry, I don't have money...but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money."
The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn't come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"Come and play with me," the tree said.
"I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family.
We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, I don't have a house, but you can chop off my branches to build your house."
So the boy cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn't come back afterward. The tree was again lonely and sad.
One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"Come and play with me!" the tree said.
"I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"
"Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."
So the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat. He went sailing and didn't come back for a long time.
Finally, the boy returned after he had been gone for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you..." the tree said.
"I don't have teeth to bite," the boy replied.
"No more trunk for you to climb on."
"I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying roots," the tree said with sadness.
"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years," the boy replied.
"Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest.
Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.......
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This is the story of everyone.
The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad... When we grew up, we left them... We only came to them when we needed something or when we were in trouble.
No matter what, parents will always be there and give you everything they can to make you happy.
It may seem as if the way the boy treats the "tree" in the story is cruel, but many of us take our parents for granted in the same way.
Never forget how important your parents are and try not to take them for granted...they may not be around forever
I'm still waiting
I did what you told me...
I sent the email to 15 people like you said...
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen...
I sent the email to 15 people like you said...
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen...
To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other
promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT WORKED!
For the rest of years, would you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets or gas/petrol coupons and airline tickets instead?
promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT WORKED!
For the rest of years, would you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets or gas/petrol coupons and airline tickets instead?
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