Thursday, December 31, 2009
Friday, November 6, 2009
serial killers Psychology - must read
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]
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She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.
If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so that I can take you off from my email list..
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ANSWER:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.
If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so that I can take you off from my email list..
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Diwali - Deepavali
Diwali, also called Deepavali or Dipavali, is one of the major festivals of Hindus. It is called the festival of lights. While Divali is popularly known as the "festival of lights", the most significant spiritual meaning is "the awareness of the inner light".
Monday, October 5, 2009
Little Johnny
It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called 'add to the picture'. The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.
The teacher called on James to start things off.
James returned to his seat.
The teacher called on Ernie next.
Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.
Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.
Jerry returned to his seat.
Kim was called to the board.
Kim returned to her seat.
About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard..
The entire class erupted with laughter.... the teacher fainted.
The teacher called on James to start things off.
James returned to his seat.
The teacher called on Ernie next.
Ernie returned to his seat.
Now it was Suzy's turn.
Suzy returned to her seat.
Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.
Jerry returned to his seat.
Kim was called to the board.
Kim returned to her seat.
About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard..
The entire class erupted with laughter.... the teacher fainted.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Does Management know their Staff?
On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.
He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month,Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his walletand removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said,"Around here I pay people for working,not for standing around looking pretty!
Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back". The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,"And that applies to everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month,Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his walletand removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said,"Around here I pay people for working,not for standing around looking pretty!
Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back". The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,"And that applies to everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"
To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
smile your troubles away
This Story is so positive - very nice to read and to follow.
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky.Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her littlegirl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?" The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture"
The Moral of the story is........
"Face the storms that come your way and don't forget to SMILE !
"Now Smile...... And pass it along to brighten someone else's day because I know you SMILED!!!
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky.Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her littlegirl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?" The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture"
The Moral of the story is........
"Face the storms that come your way and don't forget to SMILE !
"Now Smile...... And pass it along to brighten someone else's day because I know you SMILED!!!
4 boy friends-- with new ending
Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times. The girls 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she d id not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?''No way!', replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.. His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'No!', replied the 3rd boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!'
Her heart sank and turned cold. She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?''I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.' His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go..' The girl looked up, and there was his first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!' In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave. And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go.Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.
Thought for the day:Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees,you're in the perfect position to pray.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times. The girls 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she d id not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?''No way!', replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.. His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'No!', replied the 3rd boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!'
Her heart sank and turned cold. She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?''I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.' His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go..' The girl looked up, and there was his first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!' In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave. And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go.Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.
Thought for the day:Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees,you're in the perfect position to pray.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'
I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'
God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.
You got pregnant last night.'
This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!
21st CENTURY
We are becoming lesser by the day
Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very Very less
Our emails - useless (especially this one)!
Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very Very less
Our emails - useless (especially this one)!
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Before & After Marriage
Before Marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage... Simply read from bottom to top.
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
After marriage... Simply read from bottom to top.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Give 100 % in relationship
A Small Story…
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl.. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl.. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.
Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully
Start living your life......
(Please read from start to end, this may change your life)
It's another morning.......
Again I have to go to office
Ohh, this is me... I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's newspaper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange...
One sec...
Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severepain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had asound sleep.
Its morning now,
ohh.....
It's already 10:00 AM,
where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone...? ?? I screamed.
"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said tomyself.
So many people..... Not all of them crying...But why some of them crying...
WHAT IS THIS???
I m laying there on the floor..."I AM HERE" ... I shouted!!!
No one listen."LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" ...
I screamed once again!!!
No one is interested inme.They all were looking me on the bed.I went back to my bed room."Am I dead??" I asked myself.Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?I found them in the next room, all of them were crying... still trying toconsole each other.
My wife was crying... she was really looking sad.My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do careof him. ??How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful andmost caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I haved one most of the wrong things in my life... thanks for being there alwayswhen I need them... and sorry for not being there when they really needme..I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears...Ohh... he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made uspart, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.I went there.. And offered him my hand,
"Dear friend... I just want to saysorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry... even then!!!I really don't care for such people.But one sec.... it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see myextended hand.
My goodness... AM I REALLY DEAD???I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying..."OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS....
"I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how muchI love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful."YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I neversaid this to her."GOD!!!!" I screamed... a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. .
I cried...One more chance please...
to hug my child, , to say sorry to my friends foreverything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in mylife....Then I looked up and cried!!!!I shouted...."GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!""You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up.
"Didyou have a nightmare?
"I was sleeping....Ohh that was just a dream....My wife was there... she can hear me...This is the happiest moment of my life...I hugged her and whispered... .
"U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE INTHIS UNIVERSE.... I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears inher eyes, still I m happy.... :)
"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."
So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past........ ..., and expressyour love to others...... .... Be friendly..... ......... ..
Keep smiling and be happy for ever...
It's another morning.......
Again I have to go to office
Ohh, this is me... I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's newspaper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange...
One sec...
Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severepain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had asound sleep.
Its morning now,
ohh.....
It's already 10:00 AM,
where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone...? ?? I screamed.
"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said tomyself.
So many people..... Not all of them crying...But why some of them crying...
WHAT IS THIS???
I m laying there on the floor..."I AM HERE" ... I shouted!!!
No one listen."LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" ...
I screamed once again!!!
No one is interested inme.They all were looking me on the bed.I went back to my bed room."Am I dead??" I asked myself.Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?I found them in the next room, all of them were crying... still trying toconsole each other.
My wife was crying... she was really looking sad.My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do careof him. ??How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful andmost caring wife in this world..??
How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I haved one most of the wrong things in my life... thanks for being there alwayswhen I need them... and sorry for not being there when they really needme..I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears...Ohh... he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made uspart, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.I went there.. And offered him my hand,
"Dear friend... I just want to saysorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry... even then!!!I really don't care for such people.But one sec.... it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see myextended hand.
My goodness... AM I REALLY DEAD???I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying..."OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS....
"I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how muchI love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful."YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I neversaid this to her."GOD!!!!" I screamed... a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. .
I cried...One more chance please...
to hug my child, , to say sorry to my friends foreverything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in mylife....Then I looked up and cried!!!!I shouted...."GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!""You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up.
"Didyou have a nightmare?
"I was sleeping....Ohh that was just a dream....My wife was there... she can hear me...This is the happiest moment of my life...I hugged her and whispered... .
"U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE INTHIS UNIVERSE.... I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears inher eyes, still I m happy.... :)
"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."
So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past........ ..., and expressyour love to others...... .... Be friendly..... ......... ..
Keep smiling and be happy for ever...
Saturday, April 18, 2009
DATE WITH A WOMAN
After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman outto dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other womanloves you and would love to spend some time with you.
The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who hasbeen a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my threechildren had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.
That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My mother is the type of womanwho suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a signof bad news.
'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Justthe two of us.'
She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like thatvery much.'
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bitnervous.
When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to benervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She hadcurled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrateher last wedding anniversary.
She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.
'I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they wereimpressed, 'she said, as she got into the car. 'They can't wait to hearabout our meeting'. We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant,was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the FirstLady.
After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way throughthe entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. Anostalgic smile was on her lips.
'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,' shesaid.
'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,' Iresponded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothingextraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life. Wetalked so much that we missed the movie.
As we arrived at her house later, she said, 'I'll go out with you again,but only if you let me invite you.' I agreed. 'How was your dinnerdate?' asked my wife when I got home. 'Very nice. Much more so than Icould have imagined,' I answered.
A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happenedso suddenly that I didn't have time to do anything for her. Some timelater, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt fromthe same place mother and I had dined.
An attached note said: 'I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure thatI could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for youand the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meantfor me.
I love you, son.'
At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'ILOVE YOU!'and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve,because these things cannot be put off till 'some other time.'
The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who hasbeen a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my threechildren had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.
That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.
'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My mother is the type of womanwho suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a signof bad news.
'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Justthe two of us.'
She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like thatvery much.'
That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bitnervous.
When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to benervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She hadcurled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrateher last wedding anniversary.
She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.
'I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they wereimpressed, 'she said, as she got into the car. 'They can't wait to hearabout our meeting'. We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant,was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the FirstLady.
After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way throughthe entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. Anostalgic smile was on her lips.
'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,' shesaid.
'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,' Iresponded.
During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothingextraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life. Wetalked so much that we missed the movie.
As we arrived at her house later, she said, 'I'll go out with you again,but only if you let me invite you.' I agreed. 'How was your dinnerdate?' asked my wife when I got home. 'Very nice. Much more so than Icould have imagined,' I answered.
A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happenedso suddenly that I didn't have time to do anything for her. Some timelater, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt fromthe same place mother and I had dined.
An attached note said: 'I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure thatI could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for youand the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meantfor me.
I love you, son.'
At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'ILOVE YOU!'and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve,because these things cannot be put off till 'some other time.'
Women are always Clever
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."
Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Moral story
A good story for you..... please don't fail to read....
Priya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Priya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: 'Priya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage
life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'
Priya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.
This was what they did after certain time: -
7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage -
1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Priya -
20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali -
15 Apr: Rs.2000, Priya got pregnant -
1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted ...... and so on...
However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love....Kind of typical nowadays, huh?
One day Priya talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'
Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.' Priya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.
While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears.. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.
The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Priya. She found a new
deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.' They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.
"When you fall, in any way, Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes."
Priya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Priya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: 'Priya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage
life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'
Priya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.
This was what they did after certain time: -
7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage -
1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Priya -
20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali -
15 Apr: Rs.2000, Priya got pregnant -
1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted ...... and so on...
However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love....Kind of typical nowadays, huh?
One day Priya talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'
Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.' Priya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.
While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears.. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.
The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Priya. She found a new
deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.' They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.
"When you fall, in any way, Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes."
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
how ur brain works
If your brain works normally this is neat.
This is another example of an amazing illusion!!!
The last sentence is so true.
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.
However if you stare at the black "+" in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black "+" in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see. Send this to all of your friends and amaze them.
This is another example of an amazing illusion!!!
The last sentence is so true.
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.
However if you stare at the black "+" in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.
Now, concentrate on the black "+" in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.
It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see. Send this to all of your friends and amaze them.
smiles : Wrong Mail Id.
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife,
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 March 2008,
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They give computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Love,
Your Hubby.
To: My Loving Wife,
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 March 2008,
I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They give computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!
Love,
Your Hubby.
Thursday, February 5, 2009
THIS IS VERY CLEVER STUFF!
1.Next, let's play with some words. What do you see?
In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL
(inside each black letter is a white letter).
2.Now, what do you see?
You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?
3.What do you see here?
This one is quite tricky! The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.
4.What do you see?
You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
When you look through ME you will see YOU!
5.Do you need to look again? Test Your Brain This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.
ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST
Count every ' F ' in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...
(SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ?
WRONG,
THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and
Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process 'OF'.
Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.
6.Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied For several minutes..!
Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working . If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working . If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ
7.More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Golden words are not Repeated
Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM
What is the Secret of SUCCESS... ? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions...? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience... ? "WRONG DECISIONS
Dr. ABDUL KALAM
Without your involvement you can't succeed.
With your involvement you can't fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM
You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS
Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS
It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
JOHN KEATS
Don't make promise when you are in
JOY .
Don't reply when you are
SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are
ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise.
BE happy...!
Dr. ABDUL KALAM
What is the Secret of SUCCESS... ? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions...? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience... ? "WRONG DECISIONS
Dr. ABDUL KALAM
Without your involvement you can't succeed.
With your involvement you can't fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM
You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD
A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS
Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS
It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
JOHN KEATS
Don't make promise when you are in
JOY .
Don't reply when you are
SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are
ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise.
BE happy...!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Amazing Nice story...
Story
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond. He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...
Moral of the story:
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Do not get up early in the morning...
One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond. He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...
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Do not get up early in the morning...
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