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Happy New Year 2010

2009-12-31T15:30:00.002+05:30

serial killers Psychology - must read

2009-11-06T11:46:00.002+05:30

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result.This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has got it right.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

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ANSWER:
She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.
Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.
If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so that I can take you off from my email list..

Diwali - Deepavali

2009-10-14T11:48:00.003+05:30

Diwali, also called Deepavali or Dipavali, is one of the major festivals of Hindus. It is called the festival of lights. While Divali is popularly known as the "festival of lights", the most significant spiritual meaning is "the awareness of the inner light".

Little Johnny

2009-10-05T13:34:00.003+05:30

It was Friday morning, and that meant it was time for an activity that the teacher called 'add to the picture'. The teacher would call students to the chalkboard one at a time. The first student would draw an object on the chalkboard, and each following student would add something to the picture to make it a new picture.

The teacher called on James to start things off.

James returned to his seat.

The teacher called on Ernie next.

Ernie returned to his seat.

Now it was Suzy's turn.

Suzy returned to her seat.

Next, the teacher called Jerry to the board.

Jerry returned to his seat.
Kim was called to the board.

Kim returned to her seat.

About this time, little Johnny began waving his arm hysterically. Little Johnny was well known for being off center, so the teacher was reluctant to call on him for anything. But as the teacher looked at the picture on the chalkboard, she thought that there was no way that little Johnny could possibly do anything to make this picture dirty. So she called on little Johnny, and he ran to the chalkboard..

The entire class erupted with laughter.... the teacher fainted.

Does Management know their Staff?

2009-09-12T15:19:00.005+05:30

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, "How much do you earn?"
The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such a personal question, he replied, none the less, "I earn $ 2000.00 a month,Sir. Why?"
Without answering, the MD took out his walletand removed $6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said,"Around here I pay people for working,not for standing around looking pretty!
Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don't come back". The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.
Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,"And that applies to everybody in this company".
He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, "Who's the young man I just fired?"

To which an amazing reply came - "He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!"

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Ganesh Chaturthi - Ganapati Bappa Morya

2009-08-20T09:11:00.005+05:30

Ganapati Bappa Morya - pudhachya varshi lavkar yaa
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smile your troubles away

2009-08-11T15:36:00.001+05:30

This Story is so positive - very nice to read and to follow.

A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school.As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with thunder and lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked home from school and she herself feared that the electrical storm might harm her child. Following the roar of thunder, lightning, like a flaming word, would cut through the sky.Full of concern, the mother quickly got into her car and drove along the route to her child's school. As she did so, she saw her littlegirl walking along, but at each flash of lightning, the child would stop, look up and smile. Another and another were to follow quickly and with each, the little girl would look at the streak of light and smile.When the mother's car drove up beside the child, she lowered the window and called to her, "What are you doing? Why do you keep stopping?" The child answered, "I am trying to look pretty, God keeps taking my picture"

The Moral of the story is........
"Face the storms that come your way and don't forget to SMILE !
"Now Smile...... And pass it along to brighten someone else's day because I know you SMILED!!!

4 boy friends-- with new ending

2009-08-11T15:31:00.000+05:30

Once upon a time there was this girl who had four boyfriends.She loved the 4th boyfriend the most and adored him with rich robes and treated him to the finest of delicacies. She gave him nothing but the best.
She also loved the 3rd boyfriend very much and was always showing him off to neighboring kingdoms. However, she feared that one day he would leave her for another.
She also loved her 2nd boyfriend. He was her confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with her. Whenever this girl faced a problem, she could confide in him, and he would help her get through the difficult times. The girls 1st boyfriend was a very loyal partner and had made great contributions in maintaining her wealth and kingdom. However, she d id not love the first boyfriend. Although he loved her deeply, she hardly took notice of him!One day, the girl fell ill and she knew her time was short. She thought of her luxurious life and wondered, I now have four boyfriends with me, but when I die, I'll be all alone.'Thus, she asked the 4th boyfriend, 'I loved you the most, endowed you with the finest clothing and showered great care over you. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?''No way!', replied the 4th boyfriend, and he walked away without another word.. His answer cut like a sharp knife right into her heart.The sad girl then asked the 3rd boyfriend, 'I loved you all my life. Now that I'm dying, will you follow me and keep me company?'
'No!', replied the 3rd boyfriend. 'Life is too good! When you die, I'm going to marry someone else!'
Her heart sank and turned cold. She then asked the 2nd boyfriend, 'I have always turned to you for help and you've always been there for me. When I die, will you follow me and keep me company?''I'm sorry, I can't help you out this time!', replied the 2nd boyfriend. 'At the very most, I can only walk with you to your grave.' His answer struck her like a bolt of lightning, and the girl was devastated.Then a voice called out: 'I'll go with you. I'll follow you no matter where you go..' The girl looked up, and there was his first boyfriend. He was very skinny as he suffered from malnutrition and neglect.Greatly grieved, the girl said, 'I should have taken much better care of you when I had the chance!' In truth, you have 4 boyfriends in your lives:Your 4th boyfriend is your body. No matter how much time and effort you lavish in making it look good, it will leave you when you die.
Your 3rd boyfriend is your possessions, status and wealth.When you die, it will all go to others.
Your 2nd boyfriend is your family and friends. No matter how much they have been there for you, the furthest they can stay by you is up to the grave. And your 1st boyfriend is your Soul. Often neglected in pursuit of wealth, power and pleasures of the world.However, your Soul is the only thing that will follow you where ever you go.Cultivate, strengthen and cherish it now, for it is the only part of you that will follow you to the throne of God and continue with you throughout Eternity.

Thought for the day:Remember, when the world pushes you to your knees,you're in the perfect position to pray.
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Innocent Prayers...from Kids

2009-07-14T12:18:00.003+05:30

Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year !

2009-06-02T11:35:00.002+05:30

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through. So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.
Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,
Took it to the cleaners
And stopped at the bank to make a deposit, Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Paid the bills and balanced the check book.
He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then, it was already 01P.M.
And he hurried to make the beds, Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust,
And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.
Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.
At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: - 'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.
Amen!' The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night.'

This has been voted Women's Favorite E-mail of the Year!

21st CENTURY

2009-06-02T11:23:00.001+05:30

We are becoming lesser by the day

Our communication - Wireless
Our telephone - Cordless
Our cooking - Fireless
Our youth - Jobless
Our food - Fatless
Our labour - Effortless
Our conduct - Worthless
Our relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
Our feelings - Heartless
Our politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
Our follies - Countless
Our arguments - Baseless
Our Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very Very less

Our emails - useless (especially this one)!

Before & After Marriage

2009-05-09T16:25:00.003+05:30

Before Marriage

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage... Simply read from bottom to top.

Give 100 % in relationship

2009-04-25T13:48:00.000+05:30

A Small Story…
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl.. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.
That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Moral of the story: If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent.. This is applicable for any relationship like love, employer-employee relationship etc., Give your hundred percent to everything you do and sleep peacefully

Start living your life......

2009-04-25T13:33:00.004+05:30

(Please read from start to end, this may change your life)

It's another morning.......
Again I have to go to office

Ohh, this is me... I shouted having a glance on my snap in today's newspaper.
But what the HELL it is doing in the death column??
Strange...
One sec...
Let me think, last night when I was going to bed I had a severepain in my chest, but I don't remember anything after that, I think I had asound sleep.
Its morning now,
ohh.....
It's already 10:00 AM,
where is my coffee?
I will be late for office and my boss will get a chance to irritate me.
Where is everyone...? ?? I screamed.

"I think there is a crowed outside my room, let me check." I said tomyself.

So many people..... Not all of them crying...But why some of them crying...

WHAT IS THIS???

I m laying there on the floor..."I AM HERE" ... I shouted!!!

No one listen."LOOK I AM NOT DEAD" ...
I screamed once again!!!
No one is interested inme.They all were looking me on the bed.I went back to my bed room."Am I dead??" I asked myself.Where is my wife, my children, my mom-DAD, my friends?I found them in the next room, all of them were crying... still trying toconsole each other.

My wife was crying... she was really looking sad.My little kid was not sure what happened, but he was crying just coz his mom was sad.How can I go without saying my kid that I really love him, I really do careof him. ??How can I go without saying my wife that she is really most beautiful andmost caring wife in this world..??

How can I go without telling my friends that without them perhaps I haved one most of the wrong things in my life... thanks for being there alwayswhen I need them... and sorry for not being there when they really needme..I can see a person standing in the corner and trying to hide his tears...Ohh... he was once my best friend, but a small misunderstanding made uspart, and we both have strong enough ego to keep us disconnect.I went there.. And offered him my hand,

"Dear friend... I just want to saysorry for everything, we r still best friend, please forgive me."No response from other side, what the hell?? He is still preserving his ego, I am saying sorry... even then!!!I really don't care for such people.But one sec.... it seems he is not able to see me!!!! He did not see myextended hand.

My goodness... AM I REALLY DEAD???I just sat down near ME; I was also feeling like crying..."OHH ALMIGHTY!!!! PLEASE JUST GIVE ME FEW MORE DAYS....

"I just wasn't to make my wife, my parents; my friends realize that how muchI love them.
My wife entered in the room, she looks beautiful."YOU R BEAUTIFUL" I shouted.She didn't hear my words, in fact she never heard these words coz I neversaid this to her."GOD!!!!" I screamed... a little more time plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. .

I cried...One more chance please...
to hug my child, , to say sorry to my friends foreverything I have not given to them, and thanks for still being in mylife....Then I looked up and cried!!!!I shouted...."GOD!!!! ONE MORE CHANCE PLEASE!!!!""You shouted in your sleep," said my wife as she gently woke me up.

"Didyou have a nightmare?
"I was sleeping....Ohh that was just a dream....My wife was there... she can hear me...This is the happiest moment of my life...I hugged her and whispered... .

"U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND CARING WIFE INTHIS UNIVERSE.... I REALLY LOVE U DEAR"I can't understand the reason of the smile on her face with some tears inher eyes, still I m happy.... :)

"THANK YOU GOD FOR THIS SECOND? CHANCE."

So, Now it's not late.. Forget your egos, past........ ..., and expressyour love to others...... .... Be friendly..... ......... ..

Keep smiling and be happy for ever...

DATE WITH A WOMAN

2009-04-18T09:41:00.000+05:30

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman outto dinner and a movie. She said I love you but I know this other womanloves you and would love to spend some time with you.

The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my MOTHER, who hasbeen a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my threechildren had made it possible to visit her only occasionally.

That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie.

'What's wrong, are you well,' she asked? My mother is the type of womanwho suspects that a late night call or a surprise invitation is a signof bad news.

'I thought that it would be pleasant to be with you,' I responded. 'Justthe two of us.'

She thought about it for a moment, and then said, 'I would like thatvery much.'

That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bitnervous.

When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to benervous about our date. She waited in the door with her coat on. She hadcurled her hair and was wearing the dress that she had worn to celebrateher last wedding anniversary.

She smiled from a face that was as radiant as an angel's.

'I told my friends that I was going to go out with my son, and they wereimpressed, 'she said, as she got into the car. 'They can't wait to hearabout our meeting'. We went to a restaurant that, although not elegant,was very nice and cozy. My mother took my arm as if she were the FirstLady.

After we sat down, I had to read the menu. Large print. Half way throughthe entries, I lifted my eyes and saw Mom sitting there staring at me. Anostalgic smile was on her lips.

'It was I who used to have to read the menu when you were small,' shesaid.

'Then it's time that you relax and let me return the favor,' Iresponded.

During the dinner, we had an agreeable conversation - nothingextraordinary, but catching up on recent events of each other's life. Wetalked so much that we missed the movie.

As we arrived at her house later, she said, 'I'll go out with you again,but only if you let me invite you.' I agreed. 'How was your dinnerdate?' asked my wife when I got home. 'Very nice. Much more so than Icould have imagined,' I answered.

A few days later, my mother died of a massive heart attack. It happenedso suddenly that I didn't have time to do anything for her. Some timelater, I received an envelope with a copy of a restaurant receipt fromthe same place mother and I had dined.

An attached note said: 'I paid this bill in advance. I wasn't sure thatI could be there; but nevertheless, I paid for two plates - one for youand the other for your wife. You will never know what that night meantfor me.

I love you, son.'

At that moment, I understood the importance of saying in time: 'ILOVE YOU!'and to give our loved ones the time that they deserve. Nothing in life is more important than God and your family. Give them the time they deserve,because these things cannot be put off till 'some other time.'

Women are always Clever

2009-04-18T09:25:00.002+05:30

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "I can tell that you want me."
Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"

Moral story

2009-04-11T13:49:00.002+05:30

A good story for you..... please don't fail to read....

Priya married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Priya's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount.
Mother: 'Priya, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage
life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'
Priya shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.

This was what they did after certain time: -
7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage -
1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Priya -
20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali -
15 Apr: Rs.2000, Priya got pregnant -
1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted ...... and so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love....Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Priya talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!'

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.' Priya thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account.
While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears.. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce.
The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Priya. She found a new
deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.' They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life.

"When you fall, in any way, Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes."

What is love just one image

2009-03-18T12:57:00.001+05:30

Cute Animations

2009-03-17T14:12:00.002+05:30

how ur brain works

2009-03-17T12:59:00.005+05:30

If your brain works normally this is neat.

This is another example of an amazing illusion!!!
The last sentence is so true.
If your eyes follow the movement of the rotating pink dot, the dots will remain only one color, pink.

However if you stare at the black "+" in the centre, the moving dot turns to green.

Now, concentrate on the black "+" in the centre of the picture. After a short period, all the pink dots will slowly disappear, and you will only see only a single green dot rotating.

It's amazing how our brain works. There really is no green dot , and the pink ones really don't disappear. This should be proof enough, we don't always see what we think we see. Send this to all of your friends and amaze them.

smiles : Wrong Mail Id.

2009-03-17T12:52:00.003+05:30

A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail. Meanwhile.... Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife,
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 16 March 2008,

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They give computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

Love,
Your Hubby.

THIS IS VERY CLEVER STUFF!

2009-02-05T09:49:00.006+05:30

1.Next, let's play with some words. What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL
(inside each black letter is a white letter).

2.Now, what do you see?

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

3.What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky! The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

4.What do you see?

You probably read the word ME in brown, but.......
When you look through ME you will see YOU!

5.Do you need to look again? Test Your Brain This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.

ALZHEIMER'S EYE TEST
Count every ' F ' in the following text:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

(SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ?
WRONG,
THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and
Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process 'OF'.

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.
Three is normal, four is quite rare.

6.Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied For several minutes..!

Look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working . If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working . If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ

7.More Brain Stuff . . From Cambridge University .
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!

Golden words are not Repeated

2009-01-30T16:02:00.002+05:30

Love your job but don't love your Company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

What is the Secret of SUCCESS... ? "RIGHT DECISIONS"
How do you make Right Decisions...? "EXPERIENCE"
How do you get Experience... ? "WRONG DECISIONS
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

Without your involvement you can't succeed.
With your involvement you can't fail.
Dr. ABDUL KALAM

You are not responsible for what people think about you.
But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you.
STANLEY FERRARD

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman.
A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.
CHARLES DICKENS

Write your Sad times in Sand, Write your Good times in Stone.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

Behind every successful man, there is an untold pain in his heart.
BILL JACOBS

It's better to lose your Ego to the one you Love,
than to lose the one you LOVE because of EGO.
JOHN KEATS

Don't make promise when you are in
JOY .
Don't reply when you are
SAD.
Don't take decisions when you are
ANGRY.
Think twice, Act wise.

BE happy...!

Orange Festival

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Read more : Orange festival in Netherlands

Funny orange festival

Amazing Rice Fields Art

2009-01-27T14:13:00.003+05:30

Every year, farmers in the rural town Inakadate, Japan creates rice field art by using red rice in with their regular rice in special patterns. A few others fields in rural Japan also followed the trend of this beautiful rice field art.Check out different stages of the rice field art from start to harvesting.

Amazing Nice story...

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Story

One day a fisherman got up very early in the morning. There was not enough sunlight to get into the sea. He saw a pack of stones to pass time. He started throwing the stone into the sea. While having the last stone in the hand, the sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond. He felt for his misfortune of throwing all of them into the sea...
Moral of the story:
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Do not get up early in the morning...

Henna Mehandi Design for Gilrs and Boys

2009-01-27T13:28:00.000+05:30

The simple, safe, all-natural solution to creating realistic tattoos that are temporary. Women in India use it to decorate their hands on festivals and weddings like this.

Leopard preying a crocodile

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The photographs were taken by Hal Brindley, an American wildlife photographer, who was supposed to be taking pictures of hippos from his car in the Kruger National Park .

The giant cat raced out of cover provided by scrub and bushes to surprise the crocodile, which was swimming nearby.
A terrible and bloody struggle ensued. Eventually, onlookers were amazed to see the leopard drag the crocodile from the water as the reptile fought back.

With the crocodile snapping its powerful jaws furiously, the two animals somersaulted and grappled. Despite the crocodile's huge weight and strength, the leopard had the upper hand catching its prey by the throat.

Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.
In the past, there have been reports of crocodiles killing leopards, but this is believed to the first time that the reverse scenario has been observed.

Mr Brindley said: 'I asked many rangers in South Africa if they had ever heard of anything like this and they all said no.

"It just doesn't make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk it takes a predator to acquire. The whole scene happened in the course of about 5 minutes. Then the leopard was gone.

"I drove away, elated in disbelief. It may have been the most amazing thing I've ever seen."
Ellie Rose, a reptile keeper at London Zoo, said: "Normally, crocodiles are well able to defend themselves against attack. I can't think of any examples of this happening before."

What a drink...!! Snake Wine

2009-01-27T12:14:00.003+05:30

Snake wine (rÆ°á"£u ráº¯n in Vietnamese) is an alcoholic beverage that includes a whole venomous snake in the bottle. It originated in Vietnam and can be found around Southeast Asia. The snakes, preferably venomous ones, are usually not preserved for their meat. They are preserved to have the snake poison dissolved in the liquor. However, because snake venom is protein-based, they are unfolded and therefore inactivated due to the influence of the denaturing effects of ethanol.

A large venomous snake can be placed into a glass jar of rice wine, often with many smaller snakes, turtles, insects, or birds, and left to steep for many months. The wine is drunk as a restorative in small shots or cups.

Body fluids of snake are mixed into wine and consumed immediately in the form of a shot. Snake blood wine is prepared by slicing a snake along its belly and draining its blood into a mixing vat with rice wine or grain alcohol. Snake bile wine is done through a similar method by using the contents of the gall bladder. Snake meat, liver, and skin can be prepared to accompany the drinks.

Read More: What is snake wine?
Snake wine and Scorpion wine

If you never.............. (3)

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If I gave you all things, How would you appreciate them?

If I never corrected you, How would you know that I love you?

If you had all power, Then how would you learn to depend on me?

If you never went through the fire, Then how would you become pure?

If your life was perfect, Then what would you need me for?

Love,
Jesus

If you never.............. (2)

2009-01-22T18:03:00.005+05:30

If you never were in trouble, How would you know that I will come to your rescue

If you never were broken, Then how would you know that I can make you whole?

If you never had any suffering, Then how would you know what I went through?

If you never had a problem,How would you know that I can solve them?

If you knew all, How would you know that I will answer your questions?

If you never .......... (1)

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If you never felt pain, Then how would you know that I am a Healer?

If you never made a mistake, How would you know that I am a forgiver?
If you never had to pray, How would you know that I am a Deliverer?
If you never had a trial, How could you call yourself an overcomer?
If you never felt sadness, How would you know that I am a Comforter?

How to serve chicken wings to Men.

2009-01-17T10:55:00.005+05:30

Even vegetarians are now turning chicken eaters.
Hope you enjoy the dish.

Read More : Chicken wings for Food lovers

Chicken wings amazing

Best Position on Bed - Funny

Do need a dog? I'll give this to you..

2009-01-16T15:10:00.003+05:30

My neighbor has a puppy he ' s giving away (FREE!).

It ' s a Dachshund, it ' s house broken, and it ' s great with kids.

He ' s giving it away because his wife says the dog ' stares ' at her when she is undressing , and that gives her the ' Heebie Jeebies ' . I think she is just weird!

If you ' re interested, or know someone who is, let me know.

Here ' s a picture of the dog. (below)

Now that you ' ve smiled at least once, it ' s your turn to share the fun !

Send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... in other words send it to everyone.

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!

Read more funny stuff : Best position on Bed

Some people develop websites blindly - Hilarious !!!!! Honeymoon Package

2009-01-16T13:47:00.008+05:30

Honeymoon Package !!

Laugh out loud..

Click on Image to zoom.

Embracing Imperfection

2009-01-16T13:26:00.004+05:30

Pls do read it. Its wonderful & so very true…

When I was a little girl, my mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. And I remember one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

On that evening so long ago, my mom placed a plate of eggs, sausage, and extremely burned toast in front of my dad. I remember waiting to see if anyone noticed! Yet all my dad did was reach for his toast, smile at my mom, and ask me how my day was at school. I don't remember what I told him that night, but I do remember Watching him smear butter and jelly on that toast and eat every bite!

When I got Up from the table that evening, I remember hearing my mom apologize to my dad For burning the toast. And I'll never forget what he said: 'Baby, I love burned toast.'

Later that night, I went to kiss Daddy good night and I asked him if He really liked his toast burned. He wrapped me in his arms and said, 'Debbie, your momma put in a hard day at work today and she's real tired. And besides-a little burnt toast never hurt anyone!'

You know, life is full of imperfect things...and imperfect people. I'm not the best housekeeper or cook.What I've learned over the years is that learning to accept each other's faults - and choosing to celebrate each other's differences - is the one of the most important keys to creating a healthy, growing, and lasting marriage relationship.

And that's my prayer for you today. That you will learn to take the good,the bad, and the ugly parts of your married life and lay them at the feet of GOD. Because in the end, He's the only One who will be able to give you a marriage where burnt toast isn't a deal-breaker!

We could extend this to any relationship in fact - as understanding is the base of any relationship, be it a husband-wife or parent - child or friendship!!

Beware everybody & be cautious: This may lead Girls to Porn naked nude actress, pornography, without their knowledge

2009-01-15T14:06:00.006+05:30

Hi all,
The next time when you see someone (stranger) using a Digital Video Cam or Digital Camera pointing at you, don't think you are pretty and gorgeous.You are in danger in fact!! You might land yourself as a "starring" or "porn actress" in the XXX web-sites showing your naked body all over the world unawared. There are many pervert people doing this currently..

Don't think they are just tourists or reporters.Please be awakened and alert when you are doing shopping in Big Malls, Airports, LRT Stations, Cinemas, Beaches, Hotels so forth....... !!!! Nowadays, technology in using high-tech cameras fixed with a type of lens called PF LENS, which can see through clothings. The PF LENS is able to see through most types of clothes, For example, thin clothes, tight clothes, sun dresses, swimsuits and so forth. Be awared this means that the person taking a snap on you can actually see your naked body through the external garment. In other words, the PF Lens allows the camera man to "see through" someone's clothes. Suggest that whenever you suspect some strangers holding a camera or Digicam pointing at you, try to avoid facing him (face to face). Quickly use your handbag or any shopping bags in hand to cover your whole front body (in case), Next,escape from the scene as soon as possible. This is to save a situation from landing yourself into the hands of evil. Recently, many girls and housewives' naked photo were vastly distributed in the internet websites without them knowing. Perverts intentionally move around places where ladies usually frequent and took their nude shots. Please take this as something very important and don't take this lightly in order to save a shameful and distress situation... ..!!!!!!

See some examples shown below::::

Finally, If you are concern with many of your good lady friends, please make an effort to forward this message to them so that they are also saved from being victims of those perverts preying around them unawared....! !!

Friends... it was actually a forward mail to me. As usual, i did not take it much seriously... But for confirmation of this article, just now i typed "PF Lens" in google and found that the above information is 100% true. If u want, u may also confirm it.

So just forward this information to all your nears & dears and aware them about this new nightmare.Not only females, but also males could fall into any possible problem, once they become victim of pornography, without their knowledge.

I am forwarding this information to few news media also. Who knows... this small information may protect many lives to face un-necessary problems.

www.hoax-slayer.com/see-thru-lens.html

http://www.smarthouse.com.au/Digital_Photography/Accessories/F2W6W7H5

Impossible Objects

2009-01-10T12:20:00.002+05:30

Impossible Objects ( Emails by Friends )

POOR BOYS

2009-01-10T11:57:00.004+05:30

"POOR BOYS!"

When a Girl Cries ------------The World "Consoles" her

But when a boy cries ---------- They say Come on man don't be A "Girl"

If A Girl slaps a Boy ----------- Definitely the Boy would have "done something"

If Boy Slaps a girl -------------- Rascal doesn't know how to "Respect Ladies"

If a Girl is talking to Boys ----- She is "Very Friendly"

If a Boy talks to a Girl ---------- He is "flirting"

If a Girl meets with accident -------------------- Then its "mistake of others"

If a Boy meets with same accident -----------?- --?------ "Don't you know how to Drive"

What A World Is this

Please help me god..

Remember to put the Glass Down

2009-01-08T14:56:00.005+05:30

study this small story, May make a BIG change in YOU

Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students

"How much do you think this glass weighs?"

'50gms!' .... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered.

"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, "but, my question is:

What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"

'Nothing' …..the students said.

'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?'
the professor asked.
'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student

"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?"

"Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!"
….. ventured another student & all the students laughed

"Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?" asked the professor.

'No'…. Was the answer. "Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"

The students were puzzled.

"What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again.

"Put the glass down!" said one of the students "Exactly!" said the professor.

Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.

Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.

It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before You go to sleep.

That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &strong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!

So, when you leave office today, Remember friend to

'PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY! ' Read More Blogs From Goa Bloggers : http://www.goablog.org/bloggers-from-goa/

Amazing Nine Emperor Gods Festival in Thailand

2009-01-08T14:49:00.001+05:30

The Nine Emperor Gods Festival, also known as Vegetarian festival, a Chinese festival to celebrate the return from heaven to earth of the Nine Emperor spirits. The festival falls on the ninth day of the ninth moon in the Chinese lunar calendar.

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

2009-01-08T14:12:00.000+05:30

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

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The Perfect Angle

2009-01-08T14:08:00.002+05:30

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Find the correct code - Challange

2008-12-30T14:12:00.004+05:30

Can you Find this Secret code

A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals 14.
The fourth number is one more than the second number.
The first number is one less than twice the second number.
The second number plus the third number equals 10.
The sum of all five numbers is 30

What were the five numbers and in what order?

The correct code is the password of the file.

to open file Click here " Secret Code"

Correct code finder:

Names Website/Blog Address

Phil Jones http://www.frugal-bugle.com

Ultimate French kiss ever photographed!

2008-12-20T14:08:00.000+05:30

Ultimate French kiss ever photographed!

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Why men can pee............

2008-12-20T13:59:00.000+05:30

Why men can pee standing up

Longest Female Hair

2008-12-20T13:09:00.000+05:30

Longest Female Hair

2.42m - 7'11" long

Brussels Flower Carpet

2008-12-15T12:46:00.000+05:30

Every Two years the main market square in Brusssels is decorated by a wonderful flower carpet of 700.000 Begonias displayed on Grand place the market square of Brussels. This year the magnificent design was inspired from 18th century French patterns. The size of the flower carpet is 300 sqm and made by hundred experienced gardeners in less than four hours. For just three days you can admire this exceptional and ephemeral creation. There are tourists from all over the world who come to see the flower carpet

Craftsmen arrange the carpet by hand, directly onto the spare's cobblestones without any soil. Grass and tree bark were aslo used to provide colour.

The first Carpet of flower was created in 1971 as a way to promote begoinas. Each square metre of ground contains more than 300 flowers.

Making a baby. This is hilarious !!!!

2008-12-12T14:06:00.000+05:30

Making a baby.......
(There is not a single dirty word in it, and still it is funny.)

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.

On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,I'm off now. The man should be here soon.'Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale.

'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.''Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?''Well that's what my husband and I had hoped.. Please come in and have a seat'.After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.'
'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures.

'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.
'Oh, my word!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.
'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.''She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right.
People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look''Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours,too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.

Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'
Mrs... Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,uh...equipment?''It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.'
'Tripod?''Oh yes, Ma'am.. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand for very long.'

Mrs... Smith fainted.....

Sea Monsters

2008-12-10T16:17:00.000+05:30

* Nice planet ( EARTH )

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* REAL neurological test

2008-12-08T10:31:00.000+05:30

This is a REAL neurological test. Sit comfortably and feel calm.

1- Find the C below. Do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2- If y ou already found the C, now find the 6 below.

9999999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999 9999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999699999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999999 9999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999999999
9999999999999999 9999999999999999 9999999999999

3- Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMM
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This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass this 3 tests,
you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist and optician.
Your brain is great and you're far from having
Al zheimer Disease.

Congratulations!

* Funny Fingers

2008-12-05T16:20:00.000+05:30

Funny Fingers

* Eye Test for Man

2008-12-05T08:35:00.000+05:30

The Cruelest Form of Eye Tests for Men

* BEST POSITIONS IN BED

2008-12-03T09:25:00.002+05:30

BEST POSITIONS IN BED

WARNING !
Only for Adults

If you are Minor , Please Don't Scroll Down !

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What were you Finding?

* They are TOO CUTE!

2008-12-02T16:53:00.000+05:30

They are just TOO CUTE!

* COST CUTTING

2008-11-26T13:04:00.000+05:30

DUE TO BUDGET CUTS, THIS IS YOUR NEW CUBICLE

EFFECTIVE AUGUST 1, 2008

NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:

1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturdays & Sundays.

Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Bathroom Breaks: Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, a n alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders' category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management

Pass this on to all who are employed!

* 7 reasons why children are adorable

2008-11-24T12:07:00.000+05:30

7 reasons why children are adorable

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

* How to ask your Boss for a salary increase...?

2008-11-21T10:13:00.000+05:30

How to ask your Boss for a salary increase...?

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
$.$.$.

The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply :

Dear Employee,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOw a days, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet ..

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.
After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NOw.

You kNOw what I mean .
Your Boss

* Interesting Wedding invitation

2008-11-21T08:58:00.001+05:30

Interesting Wedding invitation

* SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD

2008-11-21T08:52:00.000+05:30

SHE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL IN THE WORLD

* WHY GOD ALLOWS PAIN

2008-11-19T12:49:00.000+05:30

This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen... A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists." "Why do you say that?" asked the customer. "Well, you just have to go out in the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed, there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving God who would allow all of these things." The customer thought for a moment, but didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard. He looked dirty and unkempt. The customer turned back and entered the barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not exist." "How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here, and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!" "No!" the customer exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside." "Ah, but barbers DO exist! That's what happens when people do not come to me." "Exactly!" affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES exist! That's what happens when people do not go to Him and don't look to Him for help. That's why there's so much pain and suffering in the world."

! BE BLESSED & BE A BLESSING TO OTHERS!!!!!!!

* Coincidence photography

2008-11-19T12:44:00.000+05:30

* Successful people help others who are slow in learning

2008-11-19T12:29:00.000+05:30

It was a sports stadium.

Eight Children were standing on the track to participate in the running event.

* Ready! * Steady! * Bang !!!

With the sound of Toy pistol, all eight girls started running .
Hardly have they covered ten to fifteen steps , one of the smaller girl slipped and fell down , due to bruises and pain she started crying .

When other seven girls heard this sound , stopped running, stood for a while and turned back , they all ran back to the place where the girl fell down.
One among them bent, picked and kissed the girl gently and enquired ' Now pain must have reduced' . All seven girls lifted the fallen girl , pacified her, two of them held the girl firmly and they all seven joined hands together and walked together and reached the winning post.

Officials were shocked .

Clapping of thousands of spectators filled the stadium. Many eyes were filled with tears and perhaps it had reached the GOD even! .

YES.

This happened in Hyderabad [ INDIA ], recently! .
The sport was conducted by National Institute of Mental Health .
.All these special girls had come to participate in this event and they are spastic children .
Yes,
they were mentally retarded Challenged .
What did they teach this world? Teamwork? Humanity? Equality among all ?
Successful people help others who are slow in learning so that they are not left far behind.
This is really a great message... spread it!

We can't do this ever because we have brains!!!!!!!!!

* Good ones

2008-11-19T11:53:00.000+05:30

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

" as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept: "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

6. An incident of a leave letter "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. A leave letter to the headmaster: "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster: "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."

9. Covering note: "I am enclosed herewith..."

10. Another one: "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."

11. Actual letter written for application of leave: "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".

12. Letter writing: - " I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'...

As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post."

* Puzzle for You !!!!

2008-11-19T11:24:00.000+05:30

Here is a puzzle for you

Imagine you are in Africa . You have been tied hanging on a tree with a rope anchored on the ground, a candle is slowly burning the rope, and the lion is waiting for you to drop and be his lunch.

Your survival hinges on the rope staying intact, there is no one around to help you. What to do now ..........

write your answer before your scroll down....

Scroll down for answer...

/ /

Sing a Happy Birthday song.

Howzzzzzz that!!!!!!!

* Remarkable

2008-11-19T10:52:00.000+05:30

* One Sheet Of Paper

2008-11-19T10:47:00.001+05:30

Entries for an art contest at the Hirshorn Modern Art Gallery in DC The rule was that the artist could use only one sheet of paper.

* Heart Touching..

2008-11-19T10:24:00.001+05:30

Heart Touching..

I was a just-born and she was Twenty-Five,Though we were we, we were one.I would cryout in Latin and she would respond in Greek,I would learn nothing but she never got tired to teach.I was surrounded by monsters eager to pull my cheek,but they would vanish the moment I was wet and weep.She would come running and hold me in her arms,as if I had won the contest of the charms.Now I was able to walk and chew,andhey, I was two.I and she could now understand each other,I was her everything and she needed no other.I would try to walk and fall down,But knowing she was with me, the fear of getting hurt was now gone.We still could not converse that effectively,But she would understand my needs so easily.I could now roam about free,because now I have turned three.I was ready to join a new world,my academic life was now gonna mould.She would dress me as best as a prince,but when I would come back, she would need at least an hour to rinse.I was now able to talk,I was a ferry and she was my dock.I still remember the child, whose shirt I had tore,Hey buddy, I have turned four.I now came home a little late,Nevertheless finding her waiting at the gate.She would hug me and carry me in her arms,it felt like flying through the farms.We now did the homework together,I would spoil the home and she used to work.Years passed and now I was fifteen, and with each year I would forget to lean.I wouldn't care for what she said, because now I had become mean.She would ask me to study for a good future,but I was busy in a different culture.Now I had many shes in my life,I dreamed of having one of them as my wife.I changed a lot which she did not teach,She would try to hug me but I was out of reach.She still waited for me at the gate,but I would look at her with utmost hate.She would be awake till late in the night,because I wasn't home, I was in a fight.She had so much to scold, but she never did say,hoping to find me better the next day.Time went on and now I am grown,lost in the world of my own.Iand she, between us have a river,I have left her for my career.When I was young, forme, she sacrificed her ambitions,but I don't care, I now have my own mission.I amnot with her now, I am in a different city,she is so old now but I don't even pity.She needs me now but I am nowhere to find,in the race for appraisal, I have become blind.In a few years from now, I will be two,there will be in my life someone new.Then I'll forget even to bother,I am her son and she is my Mother.

Go someone is still waiting for you

* Oops!!!

2008-11-19T10:17:00.000+05:30

Situations where " Oh Shit " is considered appropriate

* THESE ARE JUST PENCILS!!!

2008-11-19T09:37:00.000+05:30

THESE ARE JUST PENCILS!!!

* Love!

2008-11-19T09:26:00.000+05:30

great!!!!!!

Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babies.

What does Love mean? A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?"

The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think:

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love." Rebecca- age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth." Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other." Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs." Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired." Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK." Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss" Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen" Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate," Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday." Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well." Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore." Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night." Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken." Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford." Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day." Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones." Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image) Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross." Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget." Jessica - age 8

And the final one -- Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was a four year old child whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there. When his Mother asked what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy said, "Nothing, I just helped him cry"

* Night Lights of the cities around the world

2008-11-19T09:01:00.000+05:30

Night Lights of the cities around the world

Niagara fall

London

Brazil

Paris

Singapore

* KNOW UR Value....!

2008-11-17T16:01:00.000+05:30

KNOW UR Value....!

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a Rupee 500 note.
In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this Rupee 500 note?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this note to one of you but first let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the note up.

He then asked, "Who still wants it?" Still the hands were up in the air. "Well," he replied, "What if I do this?" And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe.

He picked it up, now all crumpled and dirty. "Now who still wants it?" Still the hands went into the air.

"My friends, you have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth Rupee 500/-.

Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.

You are special. Don't ever forget it!

* The Pharmacist

2008-11-17T15:16:00.001+05:30

The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could you give me a condom. Mygirlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me!"The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the youngman is going out, he returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she too expects something from me !!"The pharmacist gives him a second condom;and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says: "After all, give me one more condom because mygirlfriend's Mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes comments... and since sheinvited me for dinner, I think she too is expecting something from me !!!"During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right andthe mom facing him. When the Dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us" A minute later the boy is still praying:"Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others. She gets closeto the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't know you were so religious !!"The boy replies :" I didn't know your Dad was a Pharmacist !!!"

Killing English ……

2008-11-17T15:11:00.000+05:30

Killing English ……

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigerette... ? "
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
once hindi teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK

dont..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down

it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

************ ********* ********* ********* ****
teacher in a furious mood...write down ur name and father of ur name!!
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
My manager started like this"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"will u hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"
************ ********* ********* ************ *
LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...."My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"
************ ********* ********* ********* ****
Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.."I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??
************ ********* ********* ********* *****
Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.."Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Letter from a guy tired of chain mails

2008-11-17T14:56:00.000+05:30

I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2008. Because of your kindness:

I stopped eating apples for fear that it might have been cut by a fruit-seller having an open wound on his hands & is suffering from AIDS.

I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo .

When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland .

Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc..

Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!

You can add your own notes based on your similar experience and send them to your friends. If ORKUT deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "Orkut is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!

I have daily checked my ATM balance to see if Bill Gates have shared some of his fortune with me for sending those crap "BillGates is sharing his fortune'' emails but nothing happened...

No Thanks & No Regards whatsoever,

"Parents"-simple story with great moral.....

2008-11-17T14:48:00.000+05:30

Parents
A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it everyday. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow... He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.
Time went by...
The little boy grew up, and he no longer played around the tree everyday. One day, the boy came back to the tree with a sad look on his face.
"Come and play with me," the tree asked the boy.
"I am no longer a kid, I don't play around trees anymore." The boy replied, "I want toys. I need money to buy them."
"Sorry, I don't have money...but you can pick all my apples and sell them so you will have money."
The boy was so excited. He grabbed all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn't come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.
One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited.
"Come and play with me," the tree said.
"I don't have time to play. I have to work for my family.
We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?"
"Sorry, I don't have a house, but you can chop off my branches to build your house."
So the boy cut all the branches off the tree and left happily. The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn't come back afterward. The tree was again lonely and sad.
One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.
"Come and play with me!" the tree said.
"I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?"
"Use my trunk to build your boat. You can sail far away and be happy."
So the boy cut the tree truck to make a boat. He went sailing and didn't come back for a long time.
Finally, the boy returned after he had been gone for so many years. "Sorry, my boy. But I don't have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you..." the tree said.
"I don't have teeth to bite," the boy replied.
"No more trunk for you to climb on."
"I am too old for that now" the boy said. "I really can't give you anything ... the only thing left is my dying roots," the tree said with sadness.
"I don't need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years," the boy replied.
"Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest.
Come sit down with me and rest." The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears.......
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This is the story of everyone.
The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad... When we grew up, we left them... We only came to them when we needed something or when we were in trouble.
No matter what, parents will always be there and give you everything they can to make you happy.
It may seem as if the way the boy treats the "tree" in the story is cruel, but many of us take our parents for granted in the same way.
Never forget how important your parents are and try not to take them for granted...they may not be around forever

I'm still waiting

2008-11-17T14:36:00.000+05:30

I did what you told me...
I sent the email to 15 people like you said...
I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen...

To all my friends who in the last year sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other
promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT WORKED!
For the rest of years, would you please just send money, chocolate, movie tickets or gas/petrol coupons and airline tickets instead?

A Newborn's Conversation With God

2008-11-17T13:46:00.000+05:30

A baby asked God, 'They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?' God said, 'Your angel will be waiting for you and will take care of you.'The child further inquired, 'But tell me, here in heaven I don't have to do anything but sing and smile to be happy.' God said, 'Your angel will sing for you and will also smile for you. And you will feel your angel's love and be very happy.'Again the child asked, 'And how am I going to be able to understand when people talk to me if I don't know the language?' God said, 'Your angel will tell you the most beautiful and sweet words you will ever hear, and with much patience and care, your angel will teach you how to speak.''And what am I going to do when I want to talk to you?' God said, 'Your angel will place your hands together and will teach you how to pray.''Who will protect me?' God said, 'Your angel will defend you even if it means risking its life.''But I will always be sad because I will not see you anymore.' God said, 'Your angel will always talk to you about Me and will teach you the way to come back to Me, even though I will always be next to you.'At that moment there was much peace in Heaven, but voices from Earth could be heard and the child hurriedly asked, 'God, if I am to leave now, please tell me my angel's name.'God said, 'You will simply call her, 'Mom.'Lift a mother's spirit, send this to every mother you know
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"Never Explain yourself to any one, Because the person who likes you doesn't need it and the person who dislikes you wont believe it"

For Hard workers Only..

2008-11-17T13:04:00.001+05:30

For Hard workers Only..

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the man said angrily.SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"DAD: "If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.""Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.Looking up, he said, "Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?"
The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door."Are you asleep, son?" He asked.No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy."I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier," said the man."It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the Rs.50 you asked for." The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He yelled.Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man, seeing that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father."Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father grumbled."Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied."Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."Share this story with someone you like....But even better, share Rs.100 worth of time with someone you love. It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close ! to our hearts.

Some Important Laws

2008-11-17T12:55:00.000+05:30

Some Important Laws
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start tomove faster than the one you are in now.**********

LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get anengaged one.**********

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.**********

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner.**********

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work becauseyou had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.**********

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.**********

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increaseswhen you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.**********

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won'twork, it will!**********

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS : The severity of the itch is inversely proportionalto the reach.**********

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aislearrive last.**********

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee iscold.

Ice and Snow Temple

2008-11-17T12:11:00.000+05:30

Hi, Please see below Sculpture made from snow at northern part of China. Place name is Harbin. Every year during winter season, local government construct such sculpture with new concept to attract tourist.

Management Lesson

2008-11-17T11:56:00.000+05:30

Management Lesson

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well. At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight,built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn ' t pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn ' t argue with Big John, but he wasn ' t happy about it. The next day the same thing happened - Big John got on again, made a show of refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the next. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleep over the way Big John was taking advantage of him. Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong; what ' s more, he felt really good about himself. So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said, "Big John doesn ' t pay!" The driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied, "Big John has a bus pass."

Management Lesson:

"Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one."

Wedding Invitation...

2008-11-17T11:46:00.000+05:30

You must have seen hell lots of wedding cards... Same old repeated words etc etc…. always F O B Y But hey this one is just the opposite.. Hats off to the couple and mostly to the person who got this wedding card idea and wrote it soo beautifully……..

click on picture to Zoom

GOOD LIFE

2008-11-17T11:31:00.000+05:30

1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
3. Go to bed earlier and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following: 'Today, my primary purpose is to __________.'
5. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
6. Play more games & read books than you did last year.
7. Practice meditation, & prayer- they provide us daily fuel for busy life.
8. Spend time with Senior Citizens and under the age 6..
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured or packaged in factories.
11. Drink green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, wild salmon, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear clutter from your house, car, desk & let new energy flow into your life.
14. Don't waste your energy on gossip, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize life is a school & you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear & fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a spent charge card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the NEGATIVE BLUES away.
18. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You won't win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
23. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
25. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: 'In five years, will this matter?'
26. Forgive everyone for everything.
27. What other people think of you is none of your business..
28. Remember, God heals everything.
29. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
30. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
31. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
32. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
33. The best is yet to come.
34. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
35. Do the right thing time.
36. Our family often. Or email them to death!
37. Each night before you go to bed complete the following: I am thankful for __________. Today I accomplished _________.
38. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
39. Enjoy the ride. You only have one ride through life so make the most of every moment, every single day.
40. Please share this with those you care about. May your troubles be less, May your blessings be more,May nothing but happiness come through your door!

Its the kid who ALWAYS suffer.

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It's ALWAYS the kids that suffer!!
Name is Zenkey!!!!!!!

Simple Computer Dependency Test....

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Computer Dependency Test

Here's a quick & very simple test for you to take.

This just proves that we have become way too dependent on our computers.

Q: How Many Legs You Have?To find out the answer, look down...
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Look down, not scroll down!

WAQT NAHIN - A very beautiful Poetry

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A very beautiful poetry on Time Management.
" WAQT NAHI "

Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ko Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apne Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

Always keep smiling and be happy. Life is too small to complain."
Have a nice Day "

2 BEAUTIFUL STORIES TO SHARE WITH EVERYONE

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1. There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future didn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then... Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself.Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company .. You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents. With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car, condo, etc. He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her... Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained, she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you wa nt them to,doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wantedher parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again...he can take some of those back with him...Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind mayescape but what's in your heart will remain forever.The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with herever again.........hope you understand.Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much toyou, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you.

2.KINDNESS Pays !

One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay hisway through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he washungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he losthis nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a mealhe asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk. He drank it slowly, and then asked, "Howmuch do I owe you?""You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us neverto accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from my heart."As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; strongerphysically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had beenready to give up and quit.Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they calledin specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was calledin for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she camefrom, a strange light filled his eyes.Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room.Dressed in his doctor's gown he we nt in to see her. He recognized herat once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to thecase.After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr... Kelly requested thebusiness office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to herroom.She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of herlife to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught ; her attention on the side as She read these words....."Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly.Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."

Realize the Value

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To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newlyDivorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student whoHas failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a motherwho has given birth toA premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a personWho has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a personWho has survived an accident...

To! realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.
Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Dont keep the name as complicated as this

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A Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New york airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got fedup and went to them and asked why they havent called his name yet. They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as
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"Anotherman Superman"

What is Super Dedication..????

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This is what u call dedication to one 's work........

** If opportunity doesn't knock at your door, you go knocking at it. **

law...on girls

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law...on girls
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company.".................100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a her....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (some smile for the guys)10. the day the girl you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life3.Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u
13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

What babies do inside.....VERY CUTE

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The pictures are so cute... the imagination of whoever created these pics is worth admiring...
I specially liked the 5th picture...Check these out n smile...

Emails by Friends

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These are the Selected emails from my friends that makes you feel good.

1.EXERCISE Your Neck.
Bend your head slowly side by side each time you read and then relax. Do this at least three times.